crunksalad

(mildly inebriated at time of posting)

1. I have a crippling phobia of Harry (the bigfoot) from Harry and the Hendersons, so much so I have cried and wretched at his mere mention. Google it.
2. I was naturally ginger as a child, but it grew out, so now I choose to be a carrot head artificially.
3. I prefer the pain high heels inflict to the ache of flatties.
4. All of my friends knew I was a homo before I did.
5. I discriminate based on intelligence.
6. I would rather drink alcohol than eat, but I always find time and funds for both.
7. When I was a child I used to call cucumbers “comebacks”.
8. I can’t sleep if my nose is cold.
9. The first time I ever got drunk it was on Smirnoff Ice.
10. One time I couldn’t find a glass big enough so I used a vase.

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