OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS
OCTOBER IS HERE
money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?
i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it
The Frighteners is on Netflix
DONE. This was made for me. yeah. I know it was.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
this gif is really serious and stuff but like I can’t get over Sam’s majestic moose locks flapping in fright in the background
like his hair is the only hair that moves
pretty sure it isn’t wind
the hair was just startled
I’ll never look at this gif without laughing ever again
/the hair was just startled/